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fucksurd

Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!

fuck + absurd = fuck-surd
Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"

Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"
by Breaker May 18, 2008
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fuckturd

fucking turd. usually used to describe someone who sucks.
Good god you fuckturd!
by swankpie April 28, 2004
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fucksure

An absolute affrimation of sureness.
The opposite of fuckno.
Person 1: Is that an angry chicken on your shirt?
Person 2: Fucksure!
by angry chickens May 27, 2010
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fuckturd

Someone who is a Fuckin Shit, worse than a Fucktard, because they do stupid stuff that hurts others and they know it and refuse to accept it
Blend of Fuck "You stupid Fuck" and Turd "You mate, are a Turd!" so someone who meets both criteria can be succinctly summed up in one word and one phrase... They are not worth the extra effort or energy expended in saying two

Why did you do that you Fuckturd, you just ran over my foot... No your foot was in the way, you saw me coming, its your fault for not moving...
by Kenny Kat January 18, 2012
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fuckturd

"Eric is a fucking fuckturd"
by FahQ March 23, 2003
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fuckturd

fucktard = fucking + retard

fuckturd = fucktard + turd
(fucking (shit)
retard)

basically, a fucking retard who is as dumb as a turd
most people who posted judgemental "definitions" about rap or posted racist ones are all fuckturds
by this website is ruined February 4, 2007
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fuckturd

an asshole that is so stupid they don't actually realize how much of a turd they actually are
Trump: So when can I nude the nuclear option
Voter: Stop being such a fuckturd
by imronc August 18, 2016
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