fucksurd 

Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!

fuck + absurd = fuck-surd

Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"

Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"

fucksurd by Breaker May 18, 2008

fuckturd 

fucking turd. usually used to describe someone who sucks.

Good god you fuckturd!

fuckturd by swankpie April 28, 2004

fucksure

An absolute affrimation of sureness.
The opposite of fuckno.

Person 1: Is that an angry chicken on your shirt?
Person 2: Fucksure!

fucksure by angry chickens May 27, 2010

fuckturd 

Someone who is a Fuckin Shit, worse than a Fucktard, because they do stupid stuff that hurts others and they know it and refuse to accept it

Blend of Fuck "You stupid Fuck" and Turd "You mate, are a Turd!" so someone who meets both criteria can be succinctly summed up in one word and one phrase... They are not worth the extra effort or energy expended in saying two

Why did you do that you Fuckturd, you just ran over my foot... No your foot was in the way, you saw me coming, its your fault for not moving...

fuckturd by Kenny Kat January 18, 2012

fuckturd 

A total fuck up.

"Eric is a fucking fuckturd"

fuckturd by FahQ March 23, 2003

fuckturd 

fucktard = fucking + retard

fuckturd = fucktard + turd
(fucking (shit)
retard)

basically, a fucking retard who is as dumb as a turd

most people who posted judgemental "definitions" about rap or posted racist ones are all fuckturds

fuckturd by this website is ruined February 4, 2007

fuckturd 

an asshole that is so stupid they don't actually realize how much of a turd they actually are

Trump: So when can I nude the nuclear option
Voter: Stop being such a fuckturd

fuckturd by imronc August 18, 2016