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someone who is basically a total, pure, piece of shit
Toms proved by simply living his life that he was a total fuckwod.
fuckwod by shit0306 September 9, 2006
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an incompetent male with an increasingly large inability to sustain any sort of female relationship. He constantly finds himself in situations where his options are to be a skankhoe or grow up and act like an adult human being. There is no evidence that he has ever chosen the latter. He often claims that he just doesn't have time or that he just can't handle a relationship. (of course, this realization comes about after macking with the girl). You'd think at least have a little room, considering the size of that jock strap.
"So after he watched me watch him suck her face, he had the nerve to text me."
"what the fucking fuck? what a fuckwod."

i.e; Hayden Harrington.
fuckwod by yahhbitchyahhh. January 6, 2009
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fuckwork 

Alex: "You gonna do your homework?"
Craig: "Im not doing that stupid fuckwork"
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fuckworthy 

That type of person cannot be trusted, they are not at all fuckworthy.
fuckworthy by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

fuckworthiness 

The quality of being worthy of having sex with as determined by a combination of physical attractiveness, intelligence and certain character elements including an evolved sense of humor.
His high level of fuckworthiness is something I had practically involuntarily calculated quite some time ago.
fuckworthiness by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2019
Since Covid-19 and quarantine, casual sex has gone by the wayside. A fuckpod is a group of people who commit to only engaging in sexual relations with other members of the pod. Each person has been tested for diseases, including covid-19.
Hey, Mary, have you gotten your test results so you can sleep with John, another member of our fuckpod?
Fuckpod by IttyBittyKittyCommittee December 31, 2020

Internet Fuckwad Syndrome

In·ter·net Fuck·wad Syn·drome,
n.

An Internet disorder where the patient, while acting under the anonymity of an Internet identity, proceeds to act in a manor both disparaging and embarrassing if said individual were to conduct himself in such a way in RL.

The pathology of this disorder stems from the intoxicating effect of freedom from repercussion when violating societal values and morals anonymity can provide. With no perceived penalty for prepubescent, immature behaviour, weaker individuals lose all inhibition, and proceed to mindlessly annoy, harass, abuse, and assault their peers whilst online.

The pathology is succinctly described through John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory (Penny Arcade; "Green Blackboards (And Other Anomalies)"; 2004/03/19)

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

·Trolling;

·Posting irreverent, shallow criticisms or comments on YouTube;

·Arguing with an admin on any site;

·Liberally using racial slurs;

·Backing up the use of racial slurs with equally racist rationalizations;

·Creating and distributing Spam; and

·Being a minor on the Internet.

Treatment requires an immediate intervention and disconnection from any Internet feed, as this is the sole vector of Internet pathogens, including text forms, and send buttons.

Abbreviated by the initialism (IFS), and also known as Anonymous Asshat Syndrome (AAS)
Dude, I was watching a pretty awesome video online, and some asshat has to comment, "this is the greatest piece of shite since your mother brought you into this world". What an asshole; if he/she flew their mouth off like that in the real world, they would be eating people's fists regularly. I pity these losers; they suffer from Internet Fuckwad Syndrome.
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