Fucksworth

A unit of measure in which one cares about a particular subject or item.

I don't give two fucksworths how much this will cost, It must be finished at all costs!

by Sir Fucksworth March 16, 2019

fuckworthy

Something worth caring about.

That type of person cannot be trusted, they are not at all fuckworthy.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2019

fuckworthiness

The quality of being worthy of having sex with as determined by a combination of physical attractiveness, intelligence and certain character elements including an evolved sense of humor.

His high level of fuckworthiness is something I had practically involuntarily calculated quite some time ago.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2019

fuckworthy

Worth of propagating with; someone that one believes to be beautiful (esp. carnally).
See also: hot, fine

"God, she's so fine! Totally fuckworthy."
or
"Alright, tell me: do I look fuckworthy?"

by technococcus December 20, 2004

fucksword

A penis, the male organ used for sexual reproduction.

She pulled my fucksword from my pants like she was King Arthur invoking divine right.

by armoryjake September 15, 2005

Fucksnort

Definition: fucksnort (n): The queef-like sound a vagina makes during coitus when air is forced in by a penis or similar object and then expelled around the outside of the penis. This phenomenon is due to the combination of a temporary seal of air around the penis inside the vagina and a rapid increase in air pressure inside the vagina during an inward stroke of vaginal penetration. A fucksnort typically occurs during deep, heavy penetration and can be the source of a good laugh or an awkward moment, depending on the people involved.

Example: After several hours of mindless drinking on a camping trip up in North GA, Eli retired to his tent to nail this girl from behind, and she let out such a big fucksnort that John, Mark, and Joe could hear it in their tents. We all had a good laugh, and then Eli nutted in her hair. When she didn't complain, Jack explained that "some girls just want to get fucked".

by FatTails February 19, 2011

Fuckworthy

A person who is considered to be worthy of having sex with, or a person who is so valued by another that the negative consequences of having sex is far outweighed by the benefits.

Dude, I don't fuck with anyone. I only fuck those who are fuckworthy.

by A.lex.I October 20, 2015