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Calculated 

When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.
Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
Calculated by prismajas May 30, 2018
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Calculated 

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing
Calculated by JC47 September 26, 2023

Calculated 

'Calculated' is a term used in Rocket League which means that something occurred with proper timing.
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Me: Calculated
Calculated by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

Calculated 

Proven wrong; Served; Treated.
Bob: Dude, you're a math major. 105 - 80 is 25 not 15.

Bill: You just got calculated.
Calculated by glberns October 25, 2010

calculated punctuation 

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

calculated risk 

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.
Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .
calculated risk by santidal December 20, 2013

Calculated L 

A calculated L results in realizing in the moment or after the fact that you were headed into a losing situation but realized it before it had even happened or you realize it to make yourself feel better about the situation.
You saw your crush walking with her friends and you don’t really feel like talking to her but you really want to talk to her but don’t want to come off as annoying. But then you realize you’ll see her tomorrow so you consider that a Calculated L.
Calculated L by IEMV May 14, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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