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A way of life endorsed by many, most often fueled by the chronic use of a substance, leading to a pathetic series of failures and self-denigration.
My devotion to the fuckupism lifestyle was concurrent with a bottomless daily cocktail of vodka and Vicodin.
fuckupism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

Fuckruptcy 

A situation in which someone has taken out a loan on fucks and then defaulted, because they've given too many fucks to ever repay.
"Dude. my girl just dumped me AGAIN and I--"

"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."
Fuckruptcy by Mollena May 23, 2013

Fuckupery  

A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.
The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.
Fuckupery by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007

fucksurd 

Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!

fuck + absurd = fuck-surd
Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"

Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"
fucksurd by Breaker May 18, 2008

Fucktupled 

Multipled by a fucken shitload
"I would tell you how big the universe is but by the time i even finished the sentence it would have already like fucktupled in size" (Bill Nye via twitter)

When she got pregnant, that bitch like fucktupled in size
Fucktupled by circus_midget October 7, 2012

fuckupfactor 

All that can go unpredictability wrong which most people forget to consider when planning something.
Have you calculated in the fuckupfactor as you plan your route and the time you’re leaving?
fuckupfactor by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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