Definitions by Mollena
Pissyphus
The reality of the eternal torment of middle-age, when you're unable to achieve a solid night's sleep because you have to get us to use the toilet repeatedly.
"It is a catch-22 situation: either I'm fighting a dehydration headache all day or I'm Pissyphus all night."
Trolliganism
A portmanteau of "trolling" and "hooliganism" it is the act of aggressively committing verbally violent acts of trolling for public sport.
"This dude for real out on these streets talmbout how a doctor told his friend that women with multiple sex partners can get semen stuck to their vaginas and become pregnant by the sperm of multiple men."
"YO. No doctor ever said that. That is some prime trolliganism right there!"
"YO. No doctor ever said that. That is some prime trolliganism right there!"
Trolliganism by Mollena July 29, 2021
Klansplaining
"Chad explained to me that no Black or Hispanic people are members of his yacht cub because white people are the only race who don't fear water."
"Man, that sounds like Klansplaining to me."
"Man, that sounds like Klansplaining to me."
Klansplaining by Mollena July 11, 2017
Double Dutch Douche
An individual who evinces blinding acumen in the field of douchebaggery so as to evoke the skill and dexterity necessary to execute double-dutch rope jumping tricks.
A mansplainer on the internet saw fit to explain thermodynamics to an astronaut since, of course, as a female, she couldn't possibly comprehend the mechanisms of liquids in vacuums...he reached epic DOuble Dutch Douchebaggery levels however by failing to understand the concept of "spontaneous reactions" and has never been heard from again.
Double Dutch Douche by Mollena September 9, 2016
Hairdemort
In the run up to the 2016 election, one can't turn around without seeing Hairdemort engaging in yet another round of name-calling or jingoistic neofacism cloaked in the robes of pro-American sentiment.
Hairdemort by Mollena May 20, 2016
Fuckruptcy
A situation in which someone has taken out a loan on fucks and then defaulted, because they've given too many fucks to ever repay.
"Dude. my girl just dumped me AGAIN and I--"
"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."
"Profoundest apologies, my friend, but I fear I am unable to give a fuck about your tale of woe: you see, I've had to declare fuckruptcy in the wake of giving too many fucks about your shit last week."
Fuckruptcy by Mollena May 23, 2013