"What is a surd? That's a new word, I just made a whole brand new word in front if y'all. Surd. S-u-r-d. What's the definition? Itsa adverb. Its means uh, to- no no no itsa adjective. No no no it would be- it- *sigh* just let it go...."
Y'all ever have to tell yallself to just let stuff go?...
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*