Fuckpuppetry 

Fuckpuppetry is the action of using the body of a willing sexual partner as a passive object of pleasure. Often it involves extensive manipulation of the other's body, like a puppet. It is said that "FP" relies on high levels of trust and that human puppets report high levels of sexual and emotional satisfaction. 🎀🎀🎀

She longed to engage in fuckpuppetry with her professor, once she realized that his intense stare meant not that he disliked her, but rather desired to rule over her body.

Fuckpuppetry by Puppe April 10, 2015

fuckmuppetry 

The act of being a fuckmuppet. Being unbelievably inept, stupid and incompetent. Not to mention, inconsiderate.

The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.

fuckmuppetry by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

fuckpuppet 

One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.

She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.

fuckpuppet by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003

fuckpuppet 

1. A synonym for "slut". 2. A synonym for "fucktard".

1. Mary is such a fuckpuppet, the whole hockey team had a turn.
2. Jim was late for work again, that stupid fuckpuppet.

fuckpuppet by The Mad Steve April 22, 2011

Fuckuppery 

Fu-cku-ppery (verb) {fuh-kuh-per-ree} : The act one engages in either intentionally or unintentionally, whilst aiming to get themselves well and truly fucked up. This may achieved through either;

1) a state of inebriation induced by overindulgence of either alcohol or drugs - prescription or illicit, or;

2) a state of personal and interpersonal apoptosis resulting from a lifestyle choice or course of action designed to bring about a fall from grace.

3) any combination of the above.

A period of fuckuppery may last anything from a few minutes, as in the case of Nitrous Oxide or DMT, up to months or even years in the case of severe occupational drug use, alcohol dependency, unwillingness to take responsibility for the consequences of ones own actions and watching television.

Whilst short-term fuckuppery can be excellent as social lubricant, stress reliever and dating aid long-term fuckuppery is very rarely beneficial in any way other than comedy value.

Now that's what I call fucking fierce, man. Ah well, never mind. I never did like that fucking evil blonde twatsack anyway. Merry Christmas and seasons fuckuppery to you and your kin!!

Fuckuppery by doombadger December 23, 2010

fuckpuppet 

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet

i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet

fuckpuppet by AL March 12, 2003

fuck puppetry 

The art of copulation with the use of a stand-in puppet of humanoid form, for example marionettes, shadow, or sock. The puppet derives no pleasure from this. But the puppeteer - maximum pleasure.

Geppetto: Tonight I wanna try something a little different.
Aimee: Like what babe?
Geppetto: Is it weird if I'm into fuck puppetry?

fuck puppetry by SandwichArtist1997 July 15, 2018