fuckmuppet

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.

What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!

by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003

Fuckmuppet

general insult

You're such a fuckmuppet!

by Jenfizor November 2, 2010

fuckmuppet

A right good word to call someone

theres this guy called mikehed, hes a complete fuckmuppet

by amazinjosh October 5, 2006

Fuckmuppet

An expletive used in regards to someone idiotic
OR
A really annoying puppet

God dammit Kermit you fuckmuppet

by The_Great_Buke January 28, 2017

Fuckmullet

A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.

She grabbed him by the fuckmullet and plunged his head between her thighs.

by LeTwonk July 27, 2011

Fuck Muppet

A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.

Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"

Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."

Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"

Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."

by Filthy Rog McBastard October 20, 2006

Fuckupper

The person in your circle of friends who is always fucking things up.

Person 1: How'd things with the project so badly?

Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.

by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014