fuckmuppet
fuckmuppet by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003
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Fuckmuppet by Jenfizor November 2, 2010
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Fuckmullet
A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.
Fuckmullet by LeTwonk July 27, 2011
Fuck Muppet
A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.
Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"
Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."
Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"
Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."
Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."
Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"
Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."
Fuck Muppet by Filthy Rog McBastard October 20, 2006
Fuckupper
Person 1: How'd things with the project so badly?
Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.
Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.
Fuckupper by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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