turd texting

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.

David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"

by LouWho December 09, 2008

fucksup

What the fuck is up?

Yo diddy, fucksup wit you today?

by LouWho March 01, 2008