turd texting

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.
David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"
by LouWho March 01, 2008
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fucksup

Yo diddy, fucksup wit you today?
by LouWho March 02, 2008
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