Definitions by LouWho

turd texting 

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.

David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"

turd texting by LouWho December 9, 2008

fucksup 

What the fuck is up?

Yo diddy, fucksup wit you today?

fucksup by LouWho March 1, 2008