Flebbing

To grab each side of your penis and stretch width wise

“Shut up I’m flebbing right now!”

by Sigmachoder April 1, 2024

flobbing

adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person

he was sitting there flobbing mid conversation

by dancer04728 April 29, 2020

Flubbing Your Nuts

To joke about some thing to your cronies or family.

Girl: Hey I'm Pregnant.
Boy: WTF! No This Can't Be Possible!!!
Girl: Haha!! I'm Just Flubbing Your Nuts!
Boy: OMG! You Had Me Super Scared.

by TheOriginalFlubber April 17, 2011

flebbenge

n. That which is created at the point of excess.

That new gcc compiler warning about non-literal printf specifiers really has got a lot of flebbenge in the build output now.

by voidref November 10, 2008

flubbing

The act of having sex with a crease, fold or other indentation in the flabby flesh of an obese person.

"flubbing - to find a fold and fuck it"

Probably from 'flubber' - flab + blubber

"Oh God! He's off flubbing with that buttertroll from before isn't he?"

"He suffocated while attempting to flub her back-tits"

by UrbanVoodoo September 24, 2009

FLOBBING

(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.

I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.

by Captain cognac August 30, 2020

free-flubbing

When a big girls pants are ripped on the inside thigh area and the fat bulges out of the rip. The boyfriend (or girlfriend) then gently slaps the bulge of fat back and forth which is the act of free-flubbing.

This word was actually created by my babe, who is a large woman, who is very comfortable with herself and makes me feel comfortable with her. Free-flubbing is not a sexual act as much as it is an act that shares a sense of freedom and closeness between two consenting adults. Not at all thought of as something to ridicule a large person.

Today when my babe slid into the seat of my car, I heard her pants rip and saw a big piece of flab sticking out of the hole. Being very confident in herself, she took my hand and slapped it back and forth against the bulge of fat, turning me on to my first experience in what she calls free-flubbing.

by Kid Blue April 18, 2022