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Acronym FLUB - Fat Lazy Useless Bastard. Someone who is overweight, lazy and totally incompetant.
My god Derek is a flub he would fuck up a brand new cunt the fat bastard.
by Mr Fletcher February 05, 2006
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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To make a mistake or an error.
Dang, I flubbed on my last I'm going to fail the class."
by x January 22, 2003
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A socially accepted way to say "fuck".
what the flub are you talking about?
i flubbed her hard!
by alyssa&clayton April 02, 2008
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Felling like a fat ugly lump.

Often used when self conscious and naked in the bedroom.
β€œShe was having a Flub day and was too self conscious to have sex”
by MissBlob February 18, 2018
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A small amount of fat that imparts a cute and pleasant quality to the bearer, often a small amount of subcutaneous fat in the abdominal area
I don't like girls with a six pack; a little bit of flub is nice.
by nopain00 March 02, 2005
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