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flabbing 

Flabbing means you are trying not to have a fight with a person because you know they will smash you.
Stop flabbing Josh
flabbing by Jeffrey 420 690 October 24, 2017

Flabbing Shit Twister 

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor
Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”

flabbing up 

To lose muscle tone by loosing muscle mass and replacing it with fat.
-Finally the days are getting warm enough for me to start biking cause I have been flabbing up all through winter.
flabbing up by mraen April 10, 2013

flobbing 

adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person
he was sitting there flobbing mid conversation
flobbing by dancer04728 April 29, 2020

Flubbing Your Nuts 

To joke about some thing to your cronies or family.
Girl: Hey I'm Pregnant.
Boy: WTF! No This Can't Be Possible!!!
Girl: Haha!! I'm Just Flubbing Your Nuts!
Boy: OMG! You Had Me Super Scared.

The Flabbinator 

This guy I know. He called himself the Flabbinator coz he thinks he's a super fat super hero. I'd just go with it if I were you...
"Ordinarily, he is Fewis Loulds, but when the Fat Signal shines in the sky, he becomes; The Flabbinator! Protecting the city from criminals and salads alike!"