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What could happen when A guy lay's A women down on an bed and pumps her full of his cum
Craig : So are you still fuckin Kiersten after work?
Chad : Yeah but we always use protection!
Kiertsten : Hey Chad your condom broke again last night so I'm most likely Pregnant!
Chad : God Damn't
Craig : Oh Nice!
Chad : Fuck You Craig!
by SlopNChop March 15, 2017
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When a guy fills a girl up with his semen and a new life is created
Kiersten : Guess what Jake I'm Pregnant!
Jake : God Damn how did this happen we use condoms?
Kiersten : Well if your big dick would quit busting them maybe they would have worked!
Jake : Well that is true I do have a big dick!
Kiersten : So should we get married now or wait till after I have the baby?
Jake: Oh man do I have to take responsibility too!
Kiersten : Hey your dick got us into this mess I am not supporting this baby alone!
Jake : Thanks a lot you stupid dick! (Wack)
Kiersten : Did you just spank your dick?
Jake : Yeah cause it was bad!
by SlopNChop December 13, 2017
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something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed
by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004
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Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.

Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.
Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-

The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-
by ThePurp December 06, 2009
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The worst STD ever. Causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.
"That stupid bitch got pregnant."

"My god..."
by Matt December 13, 2004
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