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flambangler 

A derogatory term used to describe one who is guilty of douchebaggery, one who is not liked by the majority, or one who just plain sucks balls.
Jimbo: "Hey, Marty; tell your dad I need to borrow his tools".
Marty: "Hey, Jimbo, my dad says 'SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIMME BACK MY OLD TOOLS, THEN YOU WON'T NEED TO BORROW MY NEW ONES; YOU LITTLE FLAMBANGLER'".
Jimbo: "Yeah whatever".
flambangler by Babies September 13, 2006

Flamingle 

To flirt or mingle with someone. Specifically someone you are interested in
I had plans to flamingle with the cute guy from the coffee shop.
Flamingle by Tradfre015 March 17, 2020

flamingle 

The act of trying to flirt/mingle but you are so awkward that you become a flamingo.
Gloria: Why be single when you can flamingle?

Bon'Quisha: That never works.
flamingle by ChillLemon November 24, 2013

flamingle 

to mingle in a flirty/flamingo like way
I'm single and ready to flamingle
flamingle by badgurl1234 July 11, 2017

Flabbing Shit Twister 

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor
Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”

flabbing 

fiddling with your belly, leg or arm fat.
i was bored so i started flabbing
flabbing by bo$$ tiger December 7, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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