flobbing

adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person

he was sitting there flobbing mid conversation

by dancer04728 April 29, 2020

FLOBBING

(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.

I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.

by Captain cognac August 30, 2020

Flobbing

"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.

(Alternatively)

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well

by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021

Flobbing

The act of not washing your hands after you've been to the toilet.

That's disgusting, she's flobbing.

by 90's kid October 24, 2012

flobbing

When you try to take a sip from a straw, but you do not look at it so your mouth searches for it and you look fuckin retarded. ( A term created by ma bae Adam Lambert, where my fanbase at???!)

,, See the girl over there, what is she doing with her mouth open like that?"
,, She's flobbing."
,, Or she just retarded"

by fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuu April 30, 2017

flobbing

fucking while bouncing around on a bed.

Their flobbing is going to destroy the mattress.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

flobbing

a word to describe when guys swing their dick around. Usually used to get the last bit of pee out

lachlan stop flobbing you donkey

by wangqueen May 13, 2020