fistis

That one annoying, nerdy, and stupid kit that is a total suck up and hordes all the attention.

Oh my go he is such a fistis, he is always sucking up to the teacher

by Theonlytruthteller May 18, 2018

Fisting Station

A piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of manipulating the human body into an ergonomic position to receive a human fist into the bodily orifices

I spent my birthday at the fisting station, men lined up to ream me out

by FuriousFist April 4, 2017

Think with his fists

A person who prefers to use violence to logical thought is said to think with his fists.

The Lieutenant thought that Officer White was a thug who would think with his fists!

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

Joke Fisting

In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.

Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"

"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."

by Box Doctor January 10, 2015

fisticuffs

Fisticuffs are a favourite pastime for the Victorian Gentleman, as well as a way to sort out minor scuffles and souffles. Unlike modern boxers, the Victorian Gentlemen were not layabouts nor lollygaggers; they required neither padding nor special equipment. Bare knuckle fighting was the order of the day, and some experts believe it was the special of the day. This mano-a-mano competition could continue for anything up to 45 days, both combatants circling each other slowly, weighing up the strengths and weakenesses of their opponent and smoking fine cigars. During fisticuffs, the jacket is always taken off, braces are unhooked from the shoulder and sleeves are rolled up.

Victorian Gentleman 1: Right-O Charles, did you see Johnathan over there challenge the Duke of York to throw down in fisticuffs?

Victorian Gentleman 2: Dear Lord, I daresay this could turn out to be a proper flogging! That pompus French bastard needs a good lashing

Victorian Gentleman 1: Right-O Charles! Right-O!

by Andrew KC January 1, 2006

Bear fists

A thing that happens when you and your homie say the same thing.

Anthony: I hit them with my bear fists.

Smit and John: You have bear fists?

by NikkiQuacks April 23, 2020

Fly Fisting

Using a motion similar to a fly Fisher when Fisting someone.

Wonda Wonderpig was the great queen of fly Fisting!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016