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Another(!) term for masturbation.
See also Rosey Palm and Her Five Sisters, Punching the Bald Clown, and Jerking Off.
I had nothing going on, so Fistina paid me a visit.
fistina by staccato brainstem February 23, 2005
A name given to a guys hand that he uses to masterbate with. Conjunction of "fist" and "Tina".
I can hardly wait to get home and say hi to "fistina", she always makes me feel great.
Fistina by Kirkster365 December 9, 2023

fistina squad

A computer repair company that comes to your house and plays with fistina all day and doesn't fix a damn thing.
I called the fistina squad today and I got fucked.
After I called fistina squad, I can download porn 55 times faster.
fistina squad by Fistina May 25, 2006

Fisting Station 

A piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of manipulating the human body into an ergonomic position to receive a human fist into the bodily orifices
I spent my birthday at the fisting station, men lined up to ream me out
Fisting Station by FuriousFist April 4, 2017

Joke Fisting

In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.
Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"

"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."
Joke Fisting by Box Doctor January 10, 2015

Fly Fisting 

Using a motion similar to a fly Fisher when Fisting someone.
Wonda Wonderpig was the great queen of fly Fisting!
Fly Fisting by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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