fistivities 

1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.

2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.

1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'

2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'

fistivities by iKaite July 14, 2009

fistivities 

A feast, holiday, celebration, weekend or evening out that leaves you physically, emotionally, financially, morally and spiritually wrecked.

I am feeling terrible after last weekend's fistivities

fistivities by Brad Kenyon October 11, 2003

fistivities 

Gala sporting-events involving the performers' punching each other.

I've never liked the idea of physical-violence-type contact-sports like boxing, so I never attend said fistivities.

fistivities by QuacksO January 8, 2020

feastivities 

Holidays which center around lots of eating as part of the celebration. (Plural of feastivity.)

Thanksgiving and Christmas are the two most-popular feastivities.

feastivities by itfitz March 29, 2009

festivities 

Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.

Dude, festivities tonite. Don't forget to hit up tha weed man.

festivities by ffhk1 August 25, 2004

funtivities 

A combination of the words fun and festivities (or activities). This word can be used to describe an event such as a party or get together.

"I'll call you later to get the details on the funtivities at Ivan's tonight"

funtivities by Systemkicks July 17, 2005

Festivities 

Festivities is code for having possession of cocaine that you plan on doing that night.

My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.

Festivities by Siouxsie Supertramp November 9, 2020