Fisticated 

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.

Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"

Fisticated by simmie April 4, 2015

Fisticated 

Fancy; complex

That sounds pretty fisticated.

Fisticated by TehIncredible April 12, 2011

Fisticated 

If you think this is a definition for rich people, you might be a redneck. When someone spends more money than they seem to have.

Gary is SO fisticated, it's rediculous, like where the fuck did he get the money for a yacht?

Fisticated by GRAPHITE HALO December 30, 2016

fistracted 

The inability to regain focus after being struck; usually during martial arts training, or a fight.

{Brick stumbles out of the ring}

Ares:"Y'alright bro? That bout was over fast."

Brick:{shakes his head trying to clear it} "I got fistracted man, that first uppercut was dead on."

Ares:"Try not getting hit next time and maybe that won't happen."

fistracted by Ummidia Q May 18, 2011

fosticate

(Noun) Used in a way that it sounds highly intelligent, yet has no true meaning.

Person A: Reginald, tell me again how you received your Nobel Prize.

Person B: Certainly, Vincent. I rationally hypothesized how to fosticate a quantum time warp, which resulted in my thesis of a space-time continuum. Indubitively, this developed a new field in cognitive learning, and granted me the Nobel Prize for Fostication.

Person A: Impressive.

fosticate by MuffinMan217 October 27, 2010

festicate 

To F with.

Don't festicate with me.

festicate by Nathonel April 23, 2017

Fustigated 

To be intoxicated to the point that one is unable to speak coherently

I got totally fustigated last night at the party

Fustigated by arikhan November 14, 2010