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Fisticated

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.
Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"
by simmie April 4, 2015
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Fisticated

That sounds pretty fisticated.
by TehIncredible April 12, 2011
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Fisticated

If you think this is a definition for rich people, you might be a redneck. When someone spends more money than they seem to have.
Gary is SO fisticated, it's rediculous, like where the fuck did he get the money for a yacht?
by GRAPHITE HALO December 30, 2016
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fistracted

The inability to regain focus after being struck; usually during martial arts training, or a fight.
{Brick stumbles out of the ring}

Ares:"Y'alright bro? That bout was over fast."

Brick:{shakes his head trying to clear it} "I got fistracted man, that first uppercut was dead on."

Ares:"Try not getting hit next time and maybe that won't happen."
by Ummidia Q May 18, 2011
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fosticate

(Noun) Used in a way that it sounds highly intelligent, yet has no true meaning.
Person A: Reginald, tell me again how you received your Nobel Prize.

Person B: Certainly, Vincent. I rationally hypothesized how to fosticate a quantum time warp, which resulted in my thesis of a space-time continuum. Indubitively, this developed a new field in cognitive learning, and granted me the Nobel Prize for Fostication.

Person A: Impressive.
by MuffinMan217 October 27, 2010
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festicate

To F with.
Don't festicate with me.
by Nathonel April 23, 2017
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Fustigated

To be intoxicated to the point that one is unable to speak coherently
I got totally fustigated last night at the party
by arikhan November 14, 2010
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