Definitions by newsvava

Shomi and blow me 

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

Shomi and blow me by newsvava July 29, 2016

back-like

The act of going back and Liking someone's non-current photograph on Facebook or Instagram.

"You got an iPhone! Now you can go and back-like my most artistic photographs on Instagram."

"I think Donald has a crush on me...he just back-liked six of my profile pics!!"

"I just added Marsha on Facebook...I'll go and back-like a few of her selfies to make her feel awesome."

back-like by newsvava September 2, 2013

flying the Brazilian flag 

1. Exposing one's shaven genital region to others

2. The act of shaving one's genital region

"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"

flying the Brazilian flag by newsvava April 27, 2009

Douché 

Douché: A retort for when someone corrects or one-ups you in a total douchebag-like fashion that serves only to ruin the moment.

Me: "i had the CRAZIEST time last night! At the Strokes concert, they played a cover of All Along the Watchtower – you know, the Jimi Hendrix song? – anyway, their bass player pulled me up on stage and I sang the chorus with the band!! It was fucking amazing!!"

Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."

Me: Douché.

Douché by newsvava March 5, 2009

Ninja pooper 

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

Ninja pooper by newsvava February 21, 2009

Stacy Alert 

In the movie Wayne's World, Wayne and Garth are always avoiding Wayne's ex-girlfriend Stacy, so when she's coming they shout "Stacy Alert".

"Stacy Alert" is therefore a generic heads-up when a person you want to avoid is approaching.

Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

"UH OH! STACY ALERT!"

Stacy Alert by newsvava February 17, 2009

art

Someone you will never be allowed to fuck, as it would be social suicide.

Art. Look, but don't touch.

Girl: Damn I want to fuck your sister's ex-boyfriend.

Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.

Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.

art by newsvava February 14, 2009