"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"
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Get the Shomi and blow me mug.Girl 1: Holy fuck have you been on urbandictionary.com? Soooo funny!
Girl 2: Dude, staple trader nugget.
Girl 2: Dude, staple trader nugget.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
Get the trader nugget mug.Noun. A facebook message that sucks, often due to its level of gayness.
Verb. To suck at facebook, for example by sending only messages that are boring and/or totally gay.
Verb. To suck at facebook, for example by sending only messages that are boring and/or totally gay.
Girl 1: Did you hear Colleen got engaged?!
Girl 2: I know, yawn. She sent me the gayest facesuck.
Girl 1: Yeah, Colleen sucks in real life and she facesucks.
Girl 2: I know, yawn. She sent me the gayest facesuck.
Girl 1: Yeah, Colleen sucks in real life and she facesucks.
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Get the facesuck mug.The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
Get the angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox mug.Douché: A retort for when someone corrects or one-ups you in a total douchebag-like fashion that serves only to ruin the moment.
Me: "i had the CRAZIEST time last night! At the Strokes concert, they played a cover of All Along the Watchtower – you know, the Jimi Hendrix song? – anyway, their bass player pulled me up on stage and I sang the chorus with the band!! It was fucking amazing!!"
Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."
Me: Douché.
Idiot: Actually, Along Along the Watchtower is originally a Bob Dylan song. And it doesn't really have a chorus at all – it's not structured like that."
Me: Douché.
by newsvava March 05, 2009
Get the Douché mug.If you are required to say hello to someone when you see them, you are on a hello program with them.
The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.
The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.
Girl: Hello
Guy: Hello
Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?
Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.
Guy: Hello
Girl's friend: Why the fuck did you say hello to that guy?
Girl: Gaa, he bought my textbook. Now we're on an eternal hello program.
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