Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.

Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

by thinknic September 17, 2008

Obama Boner

A feeling of great excitement and anticipation when talking about or hearing Barrack Obama speak.

Becky and I watched Obama on the Daily Show last night, Becky got so worked up, she had a total Obama Boner.

by thinknic October 30, 2008