Definitions by thinknic

Obama Boner

A feeling of great excitement and anticipation when talking about or hearing Barrack Obama speak.

Becky and I watched Obama on the Daily Show last night, Becky got so worked up, she had a total Obama Boner.

Obama Boner by thinknic March 12, 2009

Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ 

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.

Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ by thinknic November 1, 2008