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Fistucking 

When you wrap your hand around your penis and have sexual intercourse while your hand is still on your dick. Your entire fist and dick are being inserted sexually until completion.

Bonus tip: while fistucking you can jack yourself off while inside of your partner to finish faster or last longer.
He was fistucking me so hard last night. Who the fuck even thinks of that
Words you can keep

are you fistfucking me? 

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
are you fistfucking me? by newsvava February 12, 2009

Fantuckingfastic 

A less vulgar form of the short phrase "Fucking Fantastic". Usually used in sarcasm.
Dude 1: "Hannah Montana released a new album."

Dude 2: "That's just Fantuckingfastic."
Fantuckingfastic by IRellikKillerI January 13, 2013

fistfucking 

a joyful activity which a woman enjoys to undergo. Feeling a hand inside. Ask the famous band Rockbitch for a demonstration.
To fist a fuck

Fistcocking 

1.Another word for, "Fisting."
Fistcocking must hurt!
Fistcocking by Nikablaze May 18, 2013

Fantuckingtastic 

A feeling of wonder and amazment to great for an ordinary fantastic.
That stew was fantuckingtastic.

fihuckinglarious

best fucking word in this known universe. if the aliens knew about this word they would harvest our brains looking for other amazing words. keep it from the aliens!!!
she fell down the stairs and landed on his cock then pissed herself, it was great.

no, it was FIHUCKINGLARIOUS.

Oh shit! the aliens heard! RUN!!!
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