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Old Fashioned 

Slang for a hand-job.
I didn't get into her pants, but at least I got an Old Fashioned out of it.
Old Fashioned by Jan Ullrich January 26, 2010

Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast 

The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.
"Man, this Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast got me drunk as shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"

"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"

"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"

good old-fashioned buttsex 

Good, clean, all-American anal fun!
Come to my place. We can eat Cheetos while having some good old-fashioned buttsex!

Fishpond 

That special moment when you pull out of your dick out of your girlfriend and fill her belly button hole with jizz.
Did you wear a condom? No I decided to fishpond her instead.

Old Fashioned Toothbrush 

Brushing your teeth with a penis.
Honey, will you bring me some toothpaste?
I need to use you for an old fashioned toothbrush.

Old Fashioned Time

A clever justification for making oneself a beloved Old Fashioned cocktail.
It's been a brutal day; I need a drink. I enjoy bourbon; I love Old Fashioneds. It sounds like it's Old Fashioned Time!
Old Fashioned Time by Norge76 February 3, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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