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Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.
I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.
by Rodney Basil October 07, 2003
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yummy orange ...things that taste good and are made by a tiger on drugs
mmm cheetos
by jim September 30, 2003
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-Where the fuck are my cheetos?!!!
- Oh God not again!! I don't know where your cheetos are!
-Ok *crash*
-O no not the good china!!
-Where are they? If i dont have my cheetos im gonna die.
-I dont know where they are i swear
-LIAR! *punch*
-ahhh not my hair...oh...god. *breaths*...Fucking stoner
by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE April 19, 2009
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A cheesy snack created by a genius
Fact: cheetos were created by a man who cheated on his wife do to the fact she had ugly toes!
by Hooker247 June 28, 2009
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Tasty looking things, without a proper definite size, usually they can range from narrow and long, to miniscule and round. This gives me the impression that Cheetos are just made from the dough-runoffs of other snack food brands, so the makers can just make some extra money.
Manager: The immigrant workers have been complaining about constantly scooping off the excess dough from the cutouts of our Doritos brand.

CEO: Lets save both them, and me, some time, and money, by allowing the scraps to drop into a deep fryer ingeniously positioned beneath the conveyor belts meant for our less popular lines of snack foods.

Manager: Capital idea! We should call them Cheetos!

CEO: Now go fire all the workers and manual dough handlers!
by C Tan March 05, 2006
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