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A cheetah that cuts off his own regrowing short dick and dips it in cheese powder, puts it in a bag, and makes kids eat them with goodness.
Wanna see my cheetos little boi...

cuz I know you eat them my guy
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by inchunguswetrust January 24, 2019
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Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.
I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.
by Rodney Basil October 07, 2003
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yummy orange ...things that taste good and are made by a tiger on drugs
mmm cheetos
by jim September 30, 2003
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A cheesy snack created by a genius
Fact: cheetos were created by a man who cheated on his wife do to the fact she had ugly toes!
by Hooker247 June 28, 2009
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-Where the fuck are my cheetos?!!!
- Oh God not again!! I don't know where your cheetos are!
-Ok *crash*
-O no not the good china!!
-Where are they? If i dont have my cheetos im gonna die.
-I dont know where they are i swear
-LIAR! *punch*
-ahhh not my hair...oh...god. *breaths*...Fucking stoner
by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE April 19, 2009
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