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1) American whiskey made in Kentucky, not necessarily in Bourbon county (one of my favorites is made in Woodford county). Some say the limestone in the water in Kentucky gives the bourbon a distinctive taste. US Congress declared bourbon "America's Native Spirit" and it's official distilled spirit in 1964.

2) The best drink if you feel like "gettin red" and you're a poor soul that can't get any moonshine.
Baby, this bourbon makes you look HOT!!

In order to do a good rebel yell, you first have to lubricate your throat with a healthy dose of bourbon.

It's not the shoes, it's the bourbon.

by Kentucky Worley January 15, 2007
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Quite possibly the single greatest liquor known to man . Serve straight up, lest you ruin perfection.
All bourbons are delicious, but if you've got the cash go for 101 proof Wild Turkey Bourbon. Can't go wrong.
by Stirred,NotShaken December 09, 2009
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1. A county in Kentucky, known for its extremely clean natural spring.
2. An American whiskey produced in the county of Bourbon, Kentucky.
1. We went to Bourbon to tour the Jim Beam distillery.
2. We got so hammered on free samples of Bourbon at the Jim Beam distillery.
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A small hick town in Missouri where the teenage girls drink in the school bathroom and case around 30 year old guys for some dick and then call "rape" and where the guys think if you dont own a tractor or drive a big truck you wont get any 7th grade pussgy oh and if your not a teacher or staffs kid you dont get picked for shit.
Today i got kicked out of Bourbon high sxhool for drinking vodka in the girls bathroom

Man its a nice day in Bourbon, mo to get some 7th grade pussy.
by Goodoldguywithhumor July 23, 2018
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When a limp, stubby, non-erect penis is inserted into the female partner's anus, using clotted cream as lubricant. The penis is swished around in a whisking motion until the penis becomes erect - resembling a Bourbon biscuit.
Boris was excited for later, as any English man would be when they're given the privilege to try out the Bourbon technique!
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A small hick town in Missouri where teenage girls drink in school and case around 30 year old guys to fuck and where the guys think if you dont own a tractor or drive a big truck you wont get any 7th grade pussy oh and if your not a teachers kid you wont get expected for shit.
Today I got kicked out of bourbon high school because i got caught drinking vodka in the bathrooms.

Man its a nice day in Bourbon to drive my lifted truck and serach for some 7th grade pussy.
by Goodoldguywithhumor July 23, 2018
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