"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
by alvit July 7, 2009
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1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.
1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.
by Diggity Monkeez March 5, 2005
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proper noun - an old person. plural: Olds

Basically, when referring to people, it takes the standard adjective, and uses it as a noun instead.
This nursing home is full of Olds. They smell like pee.

The Olds want their medicare and SSI, but they hate sushulizm.

I was T-boned at the intersection by an Old who ran the red light.
by messickc February 22, 2011
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Something or someone who has reached their elderly stage or has become out of date.Opposite of new.
Woah, that sweet old car is cool
by TheOldSkoolReader June 5, 2019
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Overused, battered, worn out. However you say it, its rough.
Wow, your gloves ar really OLD dude!
by EmTheCrazeOfMankind April 6, 2016
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a term hipsters use to describe someone over the age of... 30?
ugh, she sounds like an old. {sad face}
by mayavada January 11, 2011
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