assed

bothered: can't be bothered to do something

Ashton: How did you discover that orange juice on pancakes was good?
Anna: I spilled some on my pancakes once and couldn't be assed to cook anything else.

by ame_jayy June 22, 2012

assed

wen one rubs his or her ass on someone else

David assed Derek well

by David Schrbopples March 24, 2005

assed

popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

assed

When someone gets anally raped.

Little Mark got assed by M J last night!

by you July 23, 2004

assed

Cashed, or depleted, typically in reference to marijuana.

This bowl is assed, man.

by KorbenD February 28, 2005

assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

by Big Steve September 05, 2003

assed

quds’ unique way of saying asked

I assed my teacher for his peepee size

by bigpeepeepoopooenergy December 19, 2018