To 'knock over the fishbowl' is a euphamism for failing a 'girlfriend test', where your girlfriend sets up a test to ensure that you are committed to the relationship.
Alice invited me over to her apartment. Turns out my girlfriend was waiting there... Way to knock over the fishbowl.
The act of ejaculating into one's fishtank...waiting patiently for the fish inside to consume your man chowder, then proceeding to fillet said fish into sushi, serving the meal to an unsuspecting 3rd party (e.g. unfaithful girlfriend, douchey best friend, housemate, etc...)
A: Shanna wouldn't take Tim to taco bell last night, so he totally gave her the Tokyo Fishbowl tonight!
To be manipulated in a work environment through deceit and dishonesty. Generally takes the form of being persuaded into working long hours through empty promises which are inevitably broken.
Martin: "We weren't able to go on a family holiday this year unfortunately. I even had to work through Christmas Eve to try and meet our team's deadline just to qualify for the Christmas bonus I promised."
Jane: "Did you at least get the bonus?"
Martin: "I didn't sleep for 3 days and all I got was a $50 Visa giftcard."
Jane: "Oof. Sounds like you got fishpooled"
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*