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FishBowled

So drunk it’s as if you were wearing a fishbowl on your head
Me and Ozzy got Fishbowled last night, I lost my watch at the strip club.
FishBowled by SammieMack March 30, 2023

knock over the fishbowl 

To 'knock over the fishbowl' is a euphamism for failing a 'girlfriend test', where your girlfriend sets up a test to ensure that you are committed to the relationship.
Alice invited me over to her apartment. Turns out my girlfriend was waiting there... Way to knock over the fishbowl.

Fishbowl 

Fish bowl; An automobile that has absolutely no window tint installed therefore anyone/everyone can see right in the vehicle.

#fishbowl
Person1:“Oh man I’m glad we’re not riding around in Cindy’s car anymore”.
Person2: “Oh I know right. That thing’s a fishbowl”

Fishbowl; a car with no tint
Fishbowl by Choosysuzy April 21, 2019

Tokyo Fishbowl

The act of ejaculating into one's fishtank...waiting patiently for the fish inside to consume your man chowder, then proceeding to fillet said fish into sushi, serving the meal to an unsuspecting 3rd party (e.g. unfaithful girlfriend, douchey best friend, housemate, etc...)
A: Shanna wouldn't take Tim to taco bell last night, so he totally gave her the Tokyo Fishbowl tonight!

B: Is that really any worse than Taco Bell?

A: Good point.
Tokyo Fishbowl by neilpeartismygod September 30, 2010

Fishbowling 

To put alcohol into a fishbowl, color it with food coloring, and drink it with bendy straws
"Lazer was fishbowling at the pub before he came to school"-Alex
Fishbowling by grillzchad April 11, 2012

fishpooled 

To be manipulated in a work environment through deceit and dishonesty. Generally takes the form of being persuaded into working long hours through empty promises which are inevitably broken.
Martin: "We weren't able to go on a family holiday this year unfortunately. I even had to work through Christmas Eve to try and meet our team's deadline just to qualify for the Christmas bonus I promised."
Jane: "Did you at least get the bonus?"
Martin: "I didn't sleep for 3 days and all I got was a $50 Visa giftcard."
Jane: "Oof. Sounds like you got fishpooled"
fishpooled by KellyDeeee November 27, 2022