femorg 

A female orgasm

Yo bro, did you see Janice from Calculus starred in that insane femorg?!

No way bro, she must have really needed money for something!

femorg by queen71o April 22, 2023

Femergy

A combination of "feminine" and "energy."

Femergy is the vibe in a room where there are mainly females present or a largely estrogen-centric feel.

One Female to Another: We need another sleep over party. There has been a serious lack of femergy in my life.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, my girlfriend's staring in "The Vagina Monologues." Anyway I can get you to suffer through it with me?
Guy 2: No way, dude! Way too much femergy in one room for me to handle!

Femergy by SEC89 March 28, 2010

femergency 

2. an situation seen only as an emergency by a female.

Friend: "Dude, why'd you guys leave the party last night?

Dude: "Oh man, we walk in and my girl she says that she saw her ex-best friend there with someone's else's boyfriend and they were making out and she was afraid what she might do and would she have to tell her other friend who might be trying to date this dude because she'd be all busted up if she heard it from someone else first and found out she knew. It was a femergency, we HAD to leave."

Friend: "Too bad, the beer was great."

femergency by OBCliffHanger August 25, 2013

femurgasm 

when you grab someone in the muscles right above their knee on the right and left sides while they aren't expecting it. it can be very shocking. almost orgasmic.
(you cant do it to yourself, so dont even try)

Note: not a sexual act

that dude pissed me off, so i gave him multiple femurgasms while he was sleeping.

femurgasm by jax900 February 27, 2005

femoral artery 

A huge ass artery in your leg.

Peter cut his femoral artery... he's dead now.

femoral artery by millionmax May 26, 2010

Femorrhoid 

When a woman's vagina is so prolapsed and her cervix has been so destroyed through penetration, one or more of her ovaries hang out.

Dave: "Man, Amy was such a whore that she had a femorrhoid!"

Pete: "Doesn't surprise me. I'm dead inside"

Femorrhoid by man room May 14, 2009

Femorrhoid 

The woman that's always on your ass, like she's attached.

Fuck.. my wife just wont get off my ass about mowing the lawn.. shes such a femorrhoid.

Femorrhoid by MSpar September 9, 2012