femog 

The feminine equivalent of mog; When a girl outperforms another in feminine appearance and mannerisms (mostly unintentionally).

Guy 1: Did you see that girl at the dining hall today?
Guy 2: The one with the short skirt?
Guy 1: Yeah, her. She was really cute, right?
Guy 2: Totally, she femogged the ever-loving hell out of the other girls there.
Guy 3: I'm pretty sure she was trans...
Guy 1 and 2 (unison): It doesn't matter.

femog by WD-39 October 19, 2023

Femoidology 

An impossible study to understand the femoid brain. Since the beginning of time, men have been trying to figure out how the femoid brain works, but to know the femoid’s brain is an impossible task, and would lead to godly all-knowing powers unfit for any being.

Bro 1: Yo Bro, I’ve been trying to study femoidology in my spare time.

Bro 2: You’re wasting your time Bro.

Bro 1: Dude, her ex cheated on her twice when they dated years ago and Now she’s confused on whether she wants him or not. What the hell is wrong with her??
Bro 2: Have you looked into femoidology? You’ll find your answers there.

Femoidology by DustierPond3 September 3, 2019

Femgirl 

A person who goes above and beyond at being "female".

Femboy: "So what is a femgirl?"
Femgirl: "I am a girl that acts like a girl"

Femboy: "Oh okay, I am a guy that acts like a girl"

Femgirl: "Nice"

Femgirl by kingknb March 15, 2021

Femocrite 

A female that demands to be treated equally but is quite willing to revert to "old-fashioned values" when it is convenient. i.e.:

- expecting the guy to be the one to screw up the courage to approach her.

- letting the man pay when the cheque arrives.

- moving furniture and other heavy things.

She was very vocal about equality of the sexes but turned into a femocrite when she had to get her boyfriend to kill a spider she found in the bathtub.

Femocrite by Tom Burns August 30, 2008

fasian femo 

A person who is neither an emo nor an asian, but pretends to be both. They've made sad attempts at an emo swoop as well as trying super hard on their math hw. They also try to hang out with others who are both emo & asian, yet because they are just a wanna-be caucasian, they don't fit in. Usually fasian femos are named Nick.

Guy: Nick, why are you wearing tight pants & only hanging w/ Asians
Nick: Cuz I am an Asian Emo, GOSH!
Guy: More like a FASIAN FEMO!!!!

fasian femo by Daria my Mom November 10, 2008

Femolly Jonbomb 

The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.

"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."

"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."

Femolly Jonbomb by TheDeej February 13, 2008

femotional 

Female emotional need to get constantly angry, upset, or sad at stupid shit; usually brought on by menstrual cycle.

I just asked if you wanted something to eat; why the hell are you being so femotional?

femotional by Rober Larson January 19, 2008