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Friend: "Dude, why'd you guys leave the party last night?
Dude: "Oh man, we walk in and my girl she says that she saw her ex-best friend there with someone's else's boyfriend and they were making out and she was afraid what she might do and would she have to tell her other friend who might be trying to date this dude because she'd be all busted up if she heard it from someone else first and found out she knew. It was a femergency, we HAD to leave."
Friend: "Too bad, the beer was great."
Dude: "Oh man, we walk in and my girl she says that she saw her ex-best friend there with someone's else's boyfriend and they were making out and she was afraid what she might do and would she have to tell her other friend who might be trying to date this dude because she'd be all busted up if she heard it from someone else first and found out she knew. It was a femergency, we HAD to leave."
Friend: "Too bad, the beer was great."
by OBCliffHanger August 22, 2013