2 definitions by man room

jenkem

When someone says something that cannot possibly be true, because it is inherently bullshit .

Dave: "Marcus was telling me about some kids who ferment their own faeces and inhale the gas to get high. He said it's called jenkem."

Callum: "Sounds like a load of Jenkem to me mate."

by man room April 27, 2010

Femorrhoid

When a woman's vagina is so prolapsed and her cervix has been so destroyed through penetration, one or more of her ovaries hang out.

Dave: "Man, Amy was such a whore that she had a femorrhoid!"

Pete: "Doesn't surprise me. I'm dead inside"

by man room May 14, 2009