When a woman's vagina is so prolapsed and her cervix has been so destroyed through penetration, one or more of her ovaries hang out.
Dave: "Man, Amy was such a whore that she had a femorrhoid!"
Pete: "Doesn't surprise me. I'm dead inside"
Pete: "Doesn't surprise me. I'm dead inside"
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1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
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That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!
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Get the hemorrhoid miner mug.When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.
What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!
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