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feeancé 

A dude whom the gold-digging lady he's engaged to selfishly views as merely a source of income to settle her bills.
Tronald Dump is such an intolerable a**h**e personally that I seriously doubt that Ivana actually married him for his love or companionship; when she allowed him to put the ring on her finger, she probably viewed him as merely a feeancé.
feeancé by QuacksO July 14, 2019
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peeance freeance 

A phrase made up by Dubya, used to refer to Iraq. From context, it apparently has a positive connotation, but is distinct in meaning from "secure". Most likely means something to the effect of "peaceful and free".
A peeance freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact.
peeance freeance by cazort May 26, 2006
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Freeance 

Yet another word made up by our 43rd president, George W. Bush. Can only be used in a sentence with 'peeance' preceeding it.
"A peeance, freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact."
Freeance by Eliot Armstrong February 12, 2004
a femance is the female equivalent to a bromance. When two straight females are ridiculously close to each other, and make advances to further their bond.
Laura and Laurel have such a femance going on, that Laurel held Laura's hand while Laura was taking a painful shit.
Femance by heyfatkids June 9, 2009
Some random alcoholic math major that attends your state university.
Have you seen how much of a Fleance my brother has become since leaving for college?
Fleance by spoho February 3, 2021

Freeancé 

A supposedly engaged woman who doesn't have an engagement ring. Indicating that the guy is not serious, or too poor or cheap to "put a ring on it".
Don't say yes unless he has a ring- you don't want to be a freeancé
Freeancé by Shanamon February 24, 2018

feelance 

doing work for money, like freelance work.
I enjoy doing feelance work to having a permanent position at Dr. Pepper.
feelance by joeyjoejo1200 July 8, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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