cazort's definitions

barber king

The king of hearts, because we all know he's not stabbing himself in the head, but rather, just cutting his hair with his sword.

I would have been able to shoot the moon if I had just had the barber king in my hand.

by cazort November 12, 2003

niggaz

Plural form of nigga.

(1) Them niggaz was talkin' shit about me.

(2) Wassup my niggaz?

by cazort October 20, 2004

Dubyah

Derogatory word used to refer to George W. Bush.

Ever since Dubyah got in the white house, our country's been going down the tubes.

by cazort November 11, 2003

shittown

A town that is economically depressed, where there is nothing to do, where the adults are deranged or stupid, and the businesses and institutions are dysfunctional.

I need to pull myself together and get out of this shittown for good.

by cazort September 15, 2003

jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 7, 2005

deathstar

An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though expensive, hardware.

My deathstar died the other day. It was under warranty, but I lost all my data.

by cazort October 30, 2004

driggin

A derogatory term used to refer to a dragon while expressing irritation or frustration.

That god-damned driggin, it ate all my goats!

by cazort August 27, 2003