cazort's definitions

C-town

Cleveland, OH, one of the finest cities in the world. Never used to refer to any of the other C-cities in Ohio, such as Cincinnati, Columbus, or Canton, and certainly never used to refer to Chicago, which is shytown.

C-town is the warmest city on the great lakes.

by cazort September 15, 2003

RTFB

RTFB: An acronym for "(R)ide (T)he (B)us". You can tell your mother/teachers that the F stands for "fast", because we all know the bus is so fast.

You wanna know the best way downtown from here? Just RTFB.

by cazort September 9, 2003

deathstar

An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though expensive, hardware.

My deathstar died the other day. It was under warranty, but I lost all my data.

by cazort October 30, 2004

driggin

A derogatory term used to refer to a dragon while expressing irritation or frustration.

That god-damned driggin, it ate all my goats!

by cazort August 27, 2003

jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 7, 2005

hogsmith

A pigsmith, one who forges hogs, usually out of iron. The term hogsmith is usually used to refer to more experienced pigsmiths, although the words can be used interchangeably.

Our town is home to many distinguished hogsmiths.

by cazort October 30, 2003

bunts

Bunts road, the famous street in Lakewood, OH. Called a road but really more of a street, fairly urban in character. Turns into West 140th street when you take it south into Cleveland.

Giel is east of Bunts. Hathaway is between Giel and Bunts. The two supermarkets are at Bunts and Detroit.

by cazort October 30, 2003