cazort's definitions

deathstar

An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though expensive, hardware.

My deathstar died the other day. It was under warranty, but I lost all my data.

by cazort October 30, 2004

playahata

(n) - One who offers truthful constructive criticism that is in opposition to popular opinion or the status quo.

I'm proud to be a playahata, somebody needs to say it the way it is.

by cazort November 20, 2003

coventry

A walkable neighborhood in Cleveland Heights on Coventry rd, featuring cute independent storefronts, a rich history and culture, and the #7, #9, and #821 RTA buses. A favorite hangout place for teens cutting school, coventry has become more upscale and the higher rents are driving out some of the independent businesses.

Let's go to coventry tonight.

by cazort March 31, 2004

jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 7, 2005

driggin

A derogatory term used to refer to a dragon while expressing irritation or frustration.

That god-damned driggin, it ate all my goats!

by cazort August 27, 2003

Dubyah

Derogatory word used to refer to George W. Bush.

Ever since Dubyah got in the white house, our country's been going down the tubes.

by cazort November 11, 2003

barber king

The king of hearts, because we all know he's not stabbing himself in the head, but rather, just cutting his hair with his sword.

I would have been able to shoot the moon if I had just had the barber king in my hand.

by cazort November 12, 2003