cazort's definitions

peeance freeance

A phrase made up by Dubya, used to refer to Iraq. From context, it apparently has a positive connotation, but is distinct in meaning from "secure". Most likely means something to the effect of "peaceful and free".

A peeance freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact.

by cazort May 26, 2006

quail

A medium bird, often hunted for sport, and sometimes used for meat or eggs. Old world quails are in the Pheasant family; new world quails like the bobwhite or California quail are in a distinct family.

Look, a quail! I want to shoot someone in the face! Oh wait, I'm not Dick Cheney.

by cazort October 9, 2006

jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 7, 2005

wackness

The state of being wack. A measure of the degree to which someone or something is wack. Alternatively, an exclamation indicating a high degree of wackness in the general surroundings.

I sense wackness emanating from these emcees.

by cazort October 14, 2004

niggaz

Plural form of nigga.

(1) Them niggaz was talkin' shit about me.

(2) Wassup my niggaz?

by cazort October 20, 2004

deathstar

An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though expensive, hardware.

My deathstar died the other day. It was under warranty, but I lost all my data.

by cazort October 30, 2004

wondertastic

adj. Fantastic and wonderful. Much stronger than either word, only used in extreme situations, for great emphasis.

That's absolutely wondertastic!

by cazort November 4, 2004