cazort's definitions

hogsounds

The sound of police sirens.

Do you hear hogsounds?

by cazort August 25, 2003

deathstar

An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though expensive, hardware.

My deathstar died the other day. It was under warranty, but I lost all my data.

by cazort October 30, 2004

jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

by cazort June 7, 2005

kindfriend

A kind friend. Used to express warmth, friendship, and gratitude.

Thank you, kindfriend.

by cazort October 30, 2003

playahata

(n) - One who offers truthful constructive criticism that is in opposition to popular opinion or the status quo.

I'm proud to be a playahata, somebody needs to say it the way it is.

by cazort November 20, 2003

coventry

A walkable neighborhood in Cleveland Heights on Coventry rd, featuring cute independent storefronts, a rich history and culture, and the #7, #9, and #821 RTA buses. A favorite hangout place for teens cutting school, coventry has become more upscale and the higher rents are driving out some of the independent businesses.

Let's go to coventry tonight.

by cazort March 31, 2004

ghetto palm

Ailanthus Altissima, a tree that is commonly found growing in abandoned lots and around poorly-maintained properties. When young, looks somewhat like a palm tree, with a long trunk with a tuft of leaves at the top.

A grove of ghetto palms were growing out of the cracks in the asphalt around the old parking lot.

by cazort August 27, 2003