Freeance 

Yet another word made up by our 43rd president, George W. Bush. Can only be used in a sentence with 'peeance' preceeding it.

"A peeance, freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact."

Freeance by Eliot Armstrong February 12, 2004

Freeancé 

A supposedly engaged woman who doesn't have an engagement ring. Indicating that the guy is not serious, or too poor or cheap to "put a ring on it".

Don't say yes unless he has a ring- you don't want to be a freeancé

Freeancé by Shanamon February 24, 2018

peeance freeance 

A phrase made up by Dubya, used to refer to Iraq. From context, it apparently has a positive connotation, but is distinct in meaning from "secure". Most likely means something to the effect of "peaceful and free".

A peeance freeance secure Iraq in the midst of the Middle East will have enormous historical impact.

peeance freeance by cazort May 26, 2006

freelance whales 

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.

man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.

freelance whales by ihatemosquitoswhynoahwhy? July 24, 2010

Freelance Police 

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.

Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!

Freelance Police by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011

Freelance Campaigner 

An individual working for a political campaign with no political affiliations whatsoever. They get paid in cold hard cash and frequently work for multiple campaigns simultaneously.

My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.

Freelance Campaigner by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

Sluggy Freelance 

The greatest webcomic on the face of the earth. Associated with phrases like 'is it not nifty' and 'worship the comic'. located at www.sluggy.com

Sluggy Freelance by Alecat June 25, 2003