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Freelance 

I am going to freelance down the river.
Freelance by XxFREELANCERxX July 30, 2009

freelance 

a euphemism for being unemployed
Stop calling yourself a freelance financial analyst and just admit that you're unemployed like the rest of us.
freelance by TheGoocher July 2, 2009

Freelance 

To masturbate without any pornographic materials (eg movies or pictures) but to use mental images of past sexual experiences or made up ones. If you can master freelancing you will save on your Internet bill and be able to pleasure yourself anywhere anytime.
I freelanced in the toilets at work without having to use a mobile phone to access pornographic sites or having to use a magazine.
Freelance by FBS for LIFE July 31, 2011

freelance 

Going commando without any underwear, and freeing up the man's penis.
Boy, was it hot in Phoenix today. I had to freelance to cool off.
freelance by quicksilverrose June 9, 2010

Freelance 

An talented and dedicated gamer that always look out for his team.
Dude, that guy that just killed me is such a freelance.
Freelance by Danly May 28, 2008

freelance whales 

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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