fearsturbating
Wait, folks in the prepper forum circle jerking and fearsturbating over their poor understanding of current events?!
fearsturbating by TBZ1 March 25, 2023
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Tearsturbating
Greg has been sitting at his house tearsturbating all week ever since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Tearsturbating by curt84 August 15, 2011
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Flasturbating
Flasturbating by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007
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fasturbating by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009
Farturbating
Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).
The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.
For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.
For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating
Farturbating by MasturBATing September 27, 2010
fasturbating
fasturbating by johnhandoncock69420 October 17, 2015
Fapsturbating
Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.
Fapsturbating by Koplover89 September 5, 2018
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