fearsturbating 

Sexually stimulating yourself with illusory sources of fear.

Wait, folks in the prepper forum circle jerking and fearsturbating over their poor understanding of current events?!

fearsturbating by TBZ1 March 25, 2023

Tearsturbating

To masturbate using your own tears as lubricant

Greg has been sitting at his house tearsturbating all week ever since his girlfriend broke up with him.

Tearsturbating by curt84 August 15, 2011

Flasturbating 

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

Flasturbating by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

fasturbating 

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible

I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.

fasturbating by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009

Farturbating 

Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).

The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.

For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING

I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating

Farturbating by MasturBATing September 27, 2010

fasturbating 

Like fasting, but with masturbation. Going an extended period of time without masturbating.

I've been fasturbating for over a month. I have some serious blue balls.

fasturbating by johnhandoncock69420 October 17, 2015

Fapsturbating 

Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.

Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment

Fapsturbating by Koplover89 September 5, 2018