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sexually ambiguous
Sexually ambiguous means that they (person/s) are not displaying their sexual orientation. Meaning, it's difficult for others to say with certainty what the sexual orientation of that person is.
sexually ambiguous by ~Ollie~ November 9, 2013
sexually ambiguous
sexually ambiguous by ineedhelp1012 February 22, 2017
Sexually Ambiguous
Sexually Ambiguous by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin April 26, 2021
sexually afflicted
this is a general term designed to replace the expletive "f'd up" i decided to invent my own politically correct terms to poke fun @ p/c in general.
someone tempted to say thats "f***ed up" in public might say "thats sexually afflicted" so they dont offend anyone.
sexually afflicted by el fartismo November 25, 2013
Sexually Fluid
T “Dude are you gay, straight, or bi?” L “I’m just me, I’m sexually fluid, I just like what I like when I like it” T “That’s cool bruh”
Sexually Fluid by Whynotthis22 December 1, 2017
Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH)
STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.
Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.
Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) by Ohio Mike February 9, 2010
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026