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Going down on a girl and there being tissue stuck on the lips of the cunt
Hey eric I went down on this gal last night and she had cuntclump 🤔🤔
by Koplover89 September 04, 2018

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Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.
Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment
by Koplover89 September 05, 2018

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Jumped in for a nine and three quater
I went for a cockwartz and ended up with ron
by Koplover89 September 05, 2018

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1 in the pink 2 in the stink
Yo bret this girl loved being snookered
by Koplover89 September 04, 2018

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A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble
Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.
by Koplover89 March 08, 2019

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