TBZ1's definitions

AudioCook

Where a famous chef narrates (or their narrator of choice) real-time while they cook their own recipe, so the listener can cook along with them.

MY WIFE: Hey Joey, can you cook up some steaks for dinner?

Me (Joey): Sure, let me just ask Alexa for the perfect recipe. Alexa, play AudioCook - Gordon Ramsay's "steak"!

by TBZ1 January 26, 2019

DTI

Acronym for Defend The Indefensible, the final round of BBC radio's Fighting Talk.

DTI: The U.S. was correct to import Nazi laws & enact effectively the same ones.

Defender: Of course this was the correct course of action, as the Nazi laws solved their own issues with deplorables.

by TBZ1 June 17, 2018

fearsturbating

Sexually stimulating yourself with illusory sources of fear.

Wait, folks in the prepper forum circle jerking and fearsturbating over their poor understanding of current events?!

by TBZ1 March 25, 2023

subpass

To move underground, especially if there's an obstruction along the same path above ground.

Unattended walls, unlike Berlin's, can safely be traversed or subpassed.

by TBZ1 November 10, 2019

protest

A gathering of people ostensibly against a cause or political event who engage in rioting, arson, vandalism, looting, false imprisonment, battery, deadly force, and every other mala in se crime imaginable.

Let's have a mostly peaceful protest, wink wink nod nod!

by TBZ1 June 9, 2025

diaf

Democrat In Actual Fact

Does anyone seriously believe a close personal friend of Hillary Clinton who invited her to his wedding & "campaign contributed" to her multiple times, is a Republican?

No way man, he's a DIAF.

by TBZ1 January 29, 2018

Ghetto Raid

A sandal, used to squash cockroaches.

Suzette: I need gatorade RIGHT NOW!

Johnjay: Ghetto Raid, a sandal? Where's the cockroach?

by TBZ1 August 8, 2019