diaf

Does anyone seriously believe a close personal friend of Hillary Clinton who invited her to his wedding & "campaign contributed" to her multiple times, is a Republican?

No way man, he's a DIAF.
by TBZ1 January 29, 2018
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Sugar Genie

Where the genie only buys Amazon/Walmart/etc wishlist stuff for their Master/Mistress/Mastress (M) and may not wish for anything, unless their M first asks them "What would you wish for?" Any such wish from the genie may be refused or negotiated or overridden by something selfless from the M, no hard feelings allowed.

Like in Disney's Aladdin, genies have the right to refuse certain types of wishes on personal grounds. Unlike with sugar mommas/daddies, any offers or requests for currency are verboten.
Linda just found a Sugar Genie to grant her Amazon wishes. Guess she can cancel Christmas with her family.
by TBZ1 October 13, 2021
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protest

A gathering of people ostensibly against a cause or political event who engage in rioting, arson, vandalism, looting, false imprisonment, battery, deadly force, and every other mala in se crime imaginable.
by TBZ1 June 09, 2025
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subpass

To move underground, especially if there's an obstruction along the same path above ground.
Unattended walls, unlike Berlin's, can safely be traversed or subpassed.
by TBZ1 November 11, 2019
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Ghetto Raid

Suzette: I need gatorade RIGHT NOW!

Johnjay: Ghetto Raid, a sandal? Where's the cockroach?
by TBZ1 August 09, 2019
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AudioCook

Where a famous chef narrates (or their narrator of choice) real-time while they cook their own recipe, so the listener can cook along with them.
MY WIFE: Hey Joey, can you cook up some steaks for dinner?

Me (Joey): Sure, let me just ask Alexa for the perfect recipe. Alexa, play AudioCook - Gordon Ramsay's "steak"!
by TBZ1 January 27, 2019
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fearsturbating

Sexually stimulating yourself with illusory sources of fear.
Wait, folks in the prepper forum circle jerking and fearsturbating over their poor understanding of current events?!
by TBZ1 March 26, 2023
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