Definitions by TBZ1

protest 

A gathering of people ostensibly against a cause or political event who engage in rioting, arson, vandalism, looting, false imprisonment, battery, deadly force, and every other mala in se crime imaginable.

Let's have a mostly peaceful protest, wink wink nod nod!

protest by TBZ1 June 9, 2025

fearsturbating 

Sexually stimulating yourself with illusory sources of fear.

Wait, folks in the prepper forum circle jerking and fearsturbating over their poor understanding of current events?!

fearsturbating by TBZ1 March 25, 2023

Sugar Genie 

Where the genie only buys Amazon/Walmart/etc wishlist stuff for their Master/Mistress/Mastress (M) and may not wish for anything, unless their M first asks them "What would you wish for?" Any such wish from the genie may be refused or negotiated or overridden by something selfless from the M, no hard feelings allowed.

Like in Disney's Aladdin, genies have the right to refuse certain types of wishes on personal grounds. Unlike with sugar mommas/daddies, any offers or requests for currency are verboten.

Linda just found a Sugar Genie to grant her Amazon wishes. Guess she can cancel Christmas with her family.

Sugar Genie by TBZ1 October 12, 2021

subpass

To move underground, especially if there's an obstruction along the same path above ground.

Unattended walls, unlike Berlin's, can safely be traversed or subpassed.

subpass by TBZ1 November 10, 2019

Ghetto Raid

A sandal, used to squash cockroaches.

Suzette: I need gatorade RIGHT NOW!

Johnjay: Ghetto Raid, a sandal? Where's the cockroach?

Ghetto Raid by TBZ1 August 8, 2019

AudioCook 

Where a famous chef narrates (or their narrator of choice) real-time while they cook their own recipe, so the listener can cook along with them.

MY WIFE: Hey Joey, can you cook up some steaks for dinner?

Me (Joey): Sure, let me just ask Alexa for the perfect recipe. Alexa, play AudioCook - Gordon Ramsay's "steak"!

AudioCook by TBZ1 January 26, 2019

DTI 

Acronym for Defend The Indefensible, the final round of BBC radio's Fighting Talk.

DTI: The U.S. was correct to import Nazi laws & enact effectively the same ones.

Defender: Of course this was the correct course of action, as the Nazi laws solved their own issues with deplorables.

DTI by TBZ1 June 17, 2018