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Fasturbating
Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."
Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."
Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."
Fasturbating by juliocoolio December 20, 2008
masturbating to the dictionary
A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
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txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.
Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.
Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
masturbating to the dictionary by runninghighkid August 4, 2018
furiously masturbating
A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.
This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.
furiously masturbating by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009
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