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Flasturbating by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007
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fisturbating
To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.
"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."
Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"
Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"
fisturbating by Under Training May 11, 2008
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Fasterbating
David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.
Jim Bob: And...
David: 1 minute 30 seconds
Jim Bob: Nice
Jim Bob: And...
David: 1 minute 30 seconds
Jim Bob: Nice
Fasterbating by Chaz E. February 28, 2008
slasturbating
masturbating in your sleep
Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"
slasturbating by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009
fasturbating
fasturbating by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009
Frasterbating
Frustrated masterbating, eather due to the inablility to reach orgasm wile masterbating or when masterbating to alleviate the frustrations from a hard days work. (alternative spelling Frusterbating)
"Man he has been frasterbating all night when is he going to finish?"
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."
Frasterbating by Frasterbator April 22, 2009
Farturbating
Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).
The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.
For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.
For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating
Farturbating by MasturBATing September 27, 2010
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