Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

fisturbating

To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.

"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."

Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"

by Under Training May 11, 2008

Fasterbating

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating

David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice

by Chaz E. February 28, 2008

slasturbating

masturbating in your sleep

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"

by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009

fasturbating

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible

I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.

by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009

Frasterbating

Frustrated masterbating, eather due to the inablility to reach orgasm wile masterbating or when masterbating to alleviate the frustrations from a hard days work. (alternative spelling Frusterbating)

"Man he has been frasterbating all night when is he going to finish?"
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."

by Frasterbator April 22, 2009

Farturbating

Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).

The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.

For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING

I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating

by MasturBATing September 27, 2010