jerking

Another "crank that" pandemic that will eventually pass through.

Jerking is where you "jerk" your body wildly like a person having a seizure while standing up that synchronizes with some nonsensical so-called "music".

Apparently, all "jerks" are required by law to wear skinny jeans and they dance around where cars are and then get out of the traffic. (Seriously, can't they even block it or something?)

Are you a jerk?

Yes. I'm a jerk. Let's jerk! Yeah! I'm jerking, man!

by Solarix June 11, 2009

jerking

The directory containing the finest and highest quality self pleasuring images to stimulate the lonely and isolated soul.

Jon: Can you believe that he has a directory named Jerking?
C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself

by foug September 25, 2003

jerk it

Male Masturbation See masturbation

Daym, when Ms. Gillian bent over, I had to go to the bathroom and jerk it.

1. "What did you and Lisa do last night?"
2. "I got her to jerk it while I watched MTV."

by The Duke! December 9, 2002

jerk

someone who makes you fall so hard for them then let you go because they like hurting people. or they just love the feeling of you being hurt. or they want to see you upset. this can be an ex boyfriend, a friend, a sibling, a relative, or a teacher

wow that kid over there hurt her he is such a jerk

by stephanieshae January 16, 2018

jerk

a mean person. someone who makes you frustrated and angry. so you call the person who is mean a jerk

james was being such a jerk when we were fighting. therefore, i called him a jerk.

by ALI! January 2, 2006

jerk

A person that breaks off the relationship twice, and still expects you to come back to their selfish ass.

Allie's exboyfriend was a real jerk.

by Hackley April 10, 2006

jerking on

The act of masturbating and failing to ejaculate.

Jerking on last night gave me blue balls.

by Blue Ballas of MTU April 10, 2009