fansturbating 

Loudly and obnoxiously proclaiming your fandom of something.

"Kill la Kill is great, but all the fansturbating is turning me off it."

fansturbating by Volkodav April 22, 2014

fisturbating 

To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.

"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."

Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"

fisturbating by Under Training May 11, 2008

mansturbating 

A man masturbating to the thought of other gay men

I found gay porn on Patrick's computer, he must have been mansturbating

mansturbating by DR MD August 26, 2009

Flasturbating 

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

Flasturbating by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

Fasterbating 

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating

David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice

Fasterbating by Chaz E. February 28, 2008

Facesturbating 

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

Facesturbating by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

fasturbating 

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible

I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.

fasturbating by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009