Tearsturbating
Greg has been sitting at his house tearsturbating all week ever since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Tearsturbating by curt84 August 15, 2011
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Tagsturbating
Sarah: I caught Alex tagsturbating last night, it was so embarrassing!
Beth: I know! Alex is such a chronic tagsturbator, I heard her parents walked in on her once.
Sarah: She's such a slut!
Beth: I know! Alex is such a chronic tagsturbator, I heard her parents walked in on her once.
Sarah: She's such a slut!
Tagsturbating by Ziggysmallz October 25, 2011
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tradsturbating
The act of masturbating to more traditional stimuli instead of whatever is supposed to be technologically current.
Dino: Hey, where's Stan?
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!
Karl: We won't see him for days. He got his vintage porn stills in the mail yesterday. He'll be tradsturbating to the point of dehydration.
Dino: I wish he'd just do internet image searches daily instead of these binges.
Karl: He's a traditionalist, Dino! A real class act!!
tradsturbating by von groovy May 20, 2017
fearsturbating
Wait, folks in the prepper forum circle jerking and fearsturbating over their poor understanding of current events?!
fearsturbating by TBZ1 March 25, 2023
breatharian
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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