faxedo

A lower cost facsimile of true men's formal wear made by putting together a regular suit with a cummerbund, bow tie and pleated shirt.

Dave was going on a cruise that had 2 formal dinners. He dind't own a tuxedo and the cost of the cruise set him back a bunch. To avoid renting or buying real formal wear he bought a nice shirt, and a cummerbund and bow-tie set. It cost him much less than formal wear and made a reasonable faxedo for the affairs.

by CheapCruise September 30, 2011

Fuxedo

An expensive suit of clothes that a guy wears to attract women in the hopes of getting fucked!

Chad showed up to Keirsten's house in his fuxedo and she melted into his arms!

by SlopNChop May 24, 2016

Fuxedo

The Fuxedo is the brainchild of comedy-music duo Stuckey & Murray and designed by Trillian. The Fuxedo is a one-piece tuxedo which combines the elegance of a tuxedo and the convenience of a jumpsuit into one fully functional Fuxedo, handcrafted to suit your needs.

I wore my Fuxedo to my sisters wedding ... It was so convenient!

by ViviFFIX July 31, 2009

Facedownbook

The fast growing craze of joining a group on facebook and posting your photographs of people lying face down horizontal in any environment.

The stranger the better.

Indoors or outdoors, up a mountain or on a phone box.
Anywhere you like.
The most original, bizarre or dangerous place gains the most kudos.

The only rules are that your arms are down by your side and your toes are pointing down.

Q: dude wat U think ov my new pics on facedownbook?

A: WTF dude U on the top of my car!

by Wrappa July 16, 2009

facedork

A friend on facebook that updates their status too much, puts up constant mundane status changes and seems to spend every minute of their life on facebook.

"Did you see another one of Dave's boring facebook updates?"

"Yeah, he's on there all the time, he's such a facedork."

by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

Facedook

The act of taking a shit (dook) while browsing facebook on your laptop, iPhone or other device!

He must be taking a facedook!

by UnkleKen July 28, 2010

Facedouche

facedouche
noun, verb, face·douched, face·douch·ing.
–noun
1. A person who posts wall comments, articles, or joins groups that are inane, arrogant, or otherwise douchey on the website Facebook.com.
-verb
2. the act of being such a person.
–verb (used with object)
3. to apply a facedouche to.
-verb (paradoxical)
4. the act of using the term 'facedouche' on Facebook.com

1. Man, did you see Doug joined that Facebook group for assholes who love Hummer H3s? What a facedouche.

2. This guy posted my private phone number on his facebook page just to be a dick; he totally facedouched me.

by TheBigEll October 20, 2008