To insert entire fist into the vagina or anus. (Named after the MLB pitcher Doug Fister)
"I gave your sister her first douging yesterday and now she won't stop calling me."

"This girl I was with last night was so loose I had to double doug her just to get her off..."
by The douger August 30, 2013
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v. To Bitch at somebody when you don't get your way
Man, he's Douging just because Randy doesn't want to give him the Xbox
by Xakarm September 06, 2008
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A zit that you have tried to pop, but now it just consumes your face.
"Dude, what's that on your face?"

"Oh, you know, just a Doug."
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Something said after a bad attempt at a joke is made. Similar to saying "not funny". Also known as "Eddy".
Ryan: ...So then I was like "Oh yeah? Well Collin's head is like a beach ball!"
Zac: Doug
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The classic "boy next door" whom everyone loves, and gets along with. He has it all. He is handsome, talented, intelligent, popular and kind. He's the type of guy that you trust completely and can tell anything to. Everyone crushes on him, and everyone wants to be his friend.
Although he may seem like he has everything going for him, he is usually very unhappy and self-conscious, but does a good job of hiding it. Since he is a pretty good liar, he may be an actor or a politician.
He may or may not have a rough/difficult home life.
He has sought love and found it in all the wrong places. He could potentially fall in love with, and spend the rest of his life with, his best friend.

Ultimately, he has a good heart, the right intentions, and the spunk to make something of himself someday.
The young man on the billboard was handsome, vibrant, and carefree. This was far from the truth. He was Doug: young, scared, and fighting for answers.
by HollyGirl! February 21, 2009
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A fantastic life changing cartoon that was aired on Nickelodeon during the 90s. It was later purchased by the Disney Corporation and went completely downhill thereafter.

The show "Doug" marks the trials and tribulations of a ten-haired, big nosed, green vest wearing, 11 year old boy with a humouous middle name (Yancey). Douglas Yancey Funnie (his full name) lives in a town called Bluffington with his family and faithful dog named none other than Porkchop. One of Doug's favorite activities includes writing in his journal and hanging out at the Honkerburger with his best friend Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine. Skeeter is an odd creature at best. At first glance, he is a blue colored semi-retarded suburban child who can make an unlimited amount of odd sounds. His trademark sound being a "honk honk" noise, if you will. However, in one episode we learn that Skeeter is in fact a certified genius.

Doug and Skeeter, as well as almost every child in Bluffington, are madly in love with the famous rock group called The Beets. The Beets are responsible for such decade defining hits as "I need more allowance", "Killer Tofu", "Shout your lungs out", and "Where's my sock?".

Doug was indeed a brilliant show that was way beyond it's time. It defined my childhood as well as millions of other childrens'. Doug's Nickelodeon years were the happiest times of his life. He never grew up, always wore shorts, and inched ever so close to finally winning the heart of his mulatto love interest, Patti Mayonnaise. However, once Doug moved on over to Disney, he changed drastically. His personality was completely altered, not to mention he changed his clothes quite often. This move was a shock and a horrible mistake. The only proper thing to do now is to kill Doug off for he has been tainted by the poison tentacles of the Disney Corporation.
Doug is so fucking hot that I want to have hot nasty kinky sex with him for an entire month.
by Doug Lover August 10, 2006
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