facedork 

A friend on facebook that updates their status too much, puts up constant mundane status changes and seems to spend every minute of their life on facebook.

"Did you see another one of Dave's boring facebook updates?"

"Yeah, he's on there all the time, he's such a facedork."

facedork by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

Facedook 

The act of taking a shit (dook) while browsing facebook on your laptop, iPhone or other device!

He must be taking a facedook!

Facedook by UnkleKen July 28, 2010

facebork 

To publish unflattering information or photos detrimental to your own, or someone else's reputation or public image, on the Facebook social network.

That picture you uploaded of Sheila lying in her own vomit was a total facebork, dude... Not cool!

facebork by wurdnerd June 30, 2009

Facework 

Facework: Fayce-wurk
-nerb (noun, verb)

1. A combination of facebook and homework.
2. Getting very little accomplished.
3. Serious procrastination, often resulting in the victim having to request extensions from a teacher, mentor, parental unit, or master.

Dude#1: "Dude. Did you see how much facework I had last night? It was on my status for the four hours I was up!"
Dude#2: "No, I didn't. Did you get any done?"
Dude#1: "Yeah I got a ton finished, I cleared out my inbox, posted lots of comments, joined 3 groups, became a fan of 'laughing', friended a few dudes/dudettes I don't really know but I heard of, and poked about seventeen people!"
Dude#2: "Not what I meant. How much homework did you get done?"
Dude#1: "Oh. um...crap. I got the... heading ...done. that's about it."
Dude#2: "Got it. Next time, don't let facework take over your night, ok?"
Dude#1: "Dude number two. You do not realize that updating my status every other minute is my life."

Origin:
Kendall's room~April 12, 2009; FACEBOOK + HOMEWORK

Facework by 10dollarskendall April 13, 2009

faceborked 

When an error occurs on the Facebook website.

Grr! I just got Faceborked!

faceborked by TKravos August 25, 2008

facedonkulous 

A mixture of the phrases "your face" and "redonkulous". Often used in times when a friend or somebody you know is making unreasonable or outlandish claims or accusations.

Danielle thinks she can ride a motorcycle, even though she never learned how to ride a bike. She is being facedonkulous.

facedonkulous by easy_d May 17, 2010

facedooker

1. someone you contributes "pieces of shit" content to facebook i.e. dropping dooks in facebook

2. the act of taking smalls shits in your status feed updates

examples:

"started school today"
"walmart run"
"great day because blah blah.. "

way to be a facedooker man, no one needs to know that your pissed about having to wake up for class or work on monday..

facedooker by skrillazzz August 28, 2009